i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

Travel anxiety is through the roof. If I miss my connect then I’m never going to stop crying.

bottlefame-brewglory:

Draco Malfoy stroking himself. Every fangirls’ dream comes true. 

Valjean: I must find Cosette
*sees innocent young girl in the woods alone*
Valjean: THAT'S COSETTE
Valjean: Shit
Valjean: Can't let her know that I'm a criminal
Valjean: Gotta play it cool, gotta play it straight
Valjean: Gotta steal to eat, gotta eat to live
Valjean: No wait that's Aladdin
Valjean: OK come on Valjean you can do this
Valjean: Just gotta act natural
*to Cosette*
Valjean: SHOW ME WHERE YOU LIVE
when someone asks what its like to be young these days
reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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!!!IMPORTANT!!!

moby-dyke:

moby-dyke:

hello!! if you are MUSLIM, and are starting Ramadan on june 28th, PLEASE feel free to remind me either the day before or on Ramadan to tag food; heck, remind me both days! i am a very forgetful person and i am more than happy to tag anything. thank you and have a lovely day!!!

a reminder! please reblog so others can see this!!! thank you!!

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead